Jeffy Says

My co-worker says some pretty weird stuff.
Feb 02
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The cake was supposed to read “Best of Luck Jeff” (and I’m sure there’s probably supposed to be a comma in there as well). Instead, Jeff go the best of our love.
I gave Jeff my own personal going away gift: a copy of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s Welcome to the Monkey House. On the last page of my favorite story - “EPICAC” - I wrote:

Jeff,I hope you enjoyed this story as much as I did; it’s my favorite one in the book.
Please don’t be upset as it was done all in good fun and with no ill will, but for the past year or so, I’ve been chronicling your “Jeffisms” at http://jeffysays.tumblr.com. I hope you can get some laughs out of it.
We’ll miss you at [company name].
-Marcela

The cake was supposed to read “Best of Luck Jeff” (and I’m sure there’s probably supposed to be a comma in there as well). Instead, Jeff go the best of our love.

I gave Jeff my own personal going away gift: a copy of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s Welcome to the Monkey House. On the last page of my favorite story - “EPICAC” - I wrote:

Jeff,
I hope you enjoyed this story as much as I did; it’s my favorite one in the book.

Please don’t be upset as it was done all in good fun and with no ill will, but for the past year or so, I’ve been chronicling your “Jeffisms” at http://jeffysays.tumblr.com. I hope you can get some laughs out of it.

We’ll miss you at [company name].

-Marcela

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