Jeffy Says

Jeff asks me to walk a mile in his shoes. I politely decline.

• co-worker: I'm sure even M has seen it.
• me (hearing my name and taking off my headphones): Huh, what?
• Jeff: Have you seen Elf?
• me: yeah ... a long time ago.
• co-worker: It's full of sophomoric humor, but it's fun to have a couple of drinks and watch it around Christmas time.
• Jeff: Oh, it's a Christmas thing?
• me: Jeff! It's about an Elf leaving the North Pole ... what did you think it was about?
• Jeff: I dunno, I guess there's nothing else it could be about.
• me: I'm so confused right now.
• Jeff: how do you think I feel?
• me: I can't even imagine.