I thought that kind of thing only happened in bad dreams...
- co-worker [hanging up cell]: That was [boss], he just pulled up to the office building, but realized he left his laptop at home, so he's turning around now.
- me: oh man, that's like when I would get to high school and realize I left my notebook at home.
- Jeff: or when you'd show up wearing one shoe on one foot and a different one on the other.
- me [laughing]: hah, yeah.
- Jeff: yeah, that actually happened to me.
